How Do Librarians File Marshmallows? (New Joke Books in the RES Library)

By Anonymous -

A few weeks ago, a third grade scholar pointed out that some of our old joke books just weren't that funny...and he was right! The RES library now has a new set of joke books.  These books are a great way to practice reading skills together with friends. They include gems like:

How do babies get to school? On the drool bus.

And the answer to the librarian marshmallow question in the title of this post?

They use the Gooey Decimal System.

Here's one more for you to guess:

Where do you learn how to meet people?

If you can't figure out the answer, it's in Jokes about School. Good luck!









All jokes are from Winter, Judy. Jokes about School. Mankato, MN: Capstone Press, 2011.

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